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Muse
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Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 19
Location: IRC
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 Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:35am Post subject: Recipes with a good dose of lawlz added. |
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Title: Elephant Stew
Ingredients:
1 elephant (medium-size)
2 rabbits
200 gal. brown gravy
3 bushels potatoes
2 bushels carrots
Directions:
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Add carrots and potatoes, cover with gravy. Cook at 350 degrees for 4 weeks.
Number Of Servings:About 3,800. If you need more, add rabbits.
Note: Most people don't like to find hare in their stew
Preparation Time:3 mos. |
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PingBad
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Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Posts: 3001
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Jul 30, 2008 2:56pm Post subject: Re: Recipes with a good dose of lawlz added. |
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| Muse wrote: | | Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. |
2 months? I imagine you're accounting for 1 month to wrangle the elephant to a point where you can start carving meat from it, and another month of hacking at it with a craft knife?
I say screw that! Throw 400KV at the bugger which will drop it in double-quick time (with the added bonus of half-cooking the meat before it's even come off the bone) and take to it with a set of cutters that are normally found attached to the back-end of a farm utility vehicle trimming trees. |
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Dagorath
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Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Jul 31, 2008 7:37pm Post subject: |
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Two words: monoblade.
That's one word, but, I like being mysterious. You'll have to guess the second. |
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Eleet
Joined: 06 Sep 2003
Posts: 667
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2008 3:22pm Post subject: |
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dont kill the elephants Muse  |
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